It all started after a run when I was really, really hungry and thirsty. . .and smelly. I decided to eat a grapefruit but took it with me into the bathtub. I thought this was brilliant considering the squirty potential that grapefruit has. A habit was born.
Monday, April 25, 2011
in california it is illegal to eat an orange in the bathtub
On thursday I am heading to California to run the Avenue of the Giants marathon. Do you know one of the best things about California? The oranges! Right?!?!? The oranges!!!! It has been many years since I have broken a law (oooh, never mind. I may have been speeding by exactly 4 mph over the limit today). Well, in my 4 mph over the speedlimit mood I will continue my life of crime by breaking this California law. I will not tell you where I am staying to avoid the certain arrest and torture I would have to endure should the authorities be alerted. shhhhhhhhh. . . . .keep my secret.